What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do dogs feel love?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…